A Story about a Man who finds an object

Once upon a time there was a man who was neither female nor a child. He was about as tall as a coat-rack that is exactly 5'9", with brown eyes and long tresses that much resembled blond hair. One sunny morning he woke sometime before noon to the sound of noise coming through his bedroom window. He leapt out of his bed like a startled man leaping out of an apparatus in which he sleeps, and hurried, quickly to the window. Looking about, he scanned the surrounding environment until at last he saw something that crossed his line of vision. Shouting he called out in a loud voice, "What ho? There is a strange object which greatly resembles something I have never seen before. It seems to be either making a very loud noise or else causing vibrations which travel through the air and play upon my eardrums." Curious and wondering what the strange object could be, The man hurried to get dressed and put articles of clothing on his body. He then exited his establishment and arrived outside where he found the strange object continued to make the same sound that it had been making before. After carefully looking the object over with his eyes he felt it surface with his hands and found the unbroken area to be entirely of one solid piece. The next thing he did after the first two examinations, was to shake the object. He watched in fascination as it suddenly appeared to vibrate. The man ceased to shake the object and it fell still. Overjoyed at his fascinating discovery of the noise making ball which he could only describe as a "Solid round object which produces sound," he returned to his home. The man lived happily ever after for the rest of his blissful life.

The End.

Inspired by Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events"